ME ME ME ME

I think this is the first one of these I have ever filled out.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No, cops in the Boro do not follow the rules.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Only when the wind bothers my eyes. I am an adrenaline junky.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Back in high school, we were pulling sleds with four-wheelers.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I can sleep anywhere. I rather sleep with someone as long as they keep their ass on their side of the bed.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Not really.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? I am creative in certain ways. Not like design or layout or anything.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? YES.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer because she is the girl next door. Angelina because she’s a freak.

9. Do you stay friends with your exes? I have so many it is so hard to do. Yes I do.

10. Do you know how to play poker? I can, but I have no one to play with.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes.

12. What's your favorite commercial? I can't remember right now...I'll come back to this one later.

13. What are you allergic to? Nothing.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? Only in FR or the Boro. The intersections are too big up here and the cops are assholes.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Probably.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Sox.

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes and do it well.

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Sometimes.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? Probably never…I do not find too many things that funny.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? No, who gives a shit about the Beatles.

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? The amount of work that I have left in my summer school class and bow hunting.

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? The biatch that walks down my street everyday.

23. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes in the CRV because you cannot turn off the ringer. Not always in the F150.

24. What cell service do you use? Verizon.

25. Do you like sushi? Nope and have never tried it.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes.

27. What do you wear to bed? Shorts.

28. Been caught stealing? Yes.

29. What shoe size do you have? 13

30. Do you truly hate anyone? Not today.

31. Classic Rock or Rap? Neither, but I guess classic rock is better.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? The list is too long…probably Jennifer or Angelina or both at the same time.

33. Favorite Song? The wheels on the bus. You feel like an ass when you sing it, but it does make you smile. Does that make me gay?

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Yes.

35. What food do you find disgusting? Most any vegetable.

36. Do you sing in the shower? Yes.

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? Not that I can remember.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Yes and to his/her face…I have no heart.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? More than enough times.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? Yes in 7th grade. It was more of a cheek shot, but that is my face. That assclown is dead or in jail now. We were actually the best of friend in kindergarten.

Talledaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

In this new movie, Will Ferrell plays a NASCAR driver who is a complete RETARD. There is one part in the movie where a guy says, "He has two first names." I got to thinking about it, there are a lot of drivers on the Nextel Cup Circuit with two first names. Some of them are a stretch, but use your imagination. The are the main drivers minus the ones who race a couple races a year.

Dave Blaney (stretch) - Jeff Burton - Carl Edwards (take off the s) - Robby Gordon - Jeff Gordon - Dale Jarrett - Jimmie Johnson (stretch) - Mark Martin - Ryan Newman - Tony Raines (stretch) - Scotts Riggs (stretch) - Tony Stewart.

That is almost a third of the main drivers. So I guess that Ricky Bobby is not too far out there.

Bib for 07/21/06

Here is the bib for today.

First bib!

So I decided to put a bib on Evan today for his morning feeding. I like the bib because I hope that he goes to a quality school someday instead of a high school/college like his mother and I did. Oh wait...it is a university now. Who gives a shit...it still sucks.

No comments please about spitting up on UVA and that Tech is better. He has Tech diapers and I think I can smell it now. That and he is grunting real loud.

Let's piss away money

So today I went to my parents house so my mom could babysit little E and I could work on my classwork that I am way behind in. It worked out pretty good. I got some work done and am catching up...kind of.

While at the house I happened to tell my dad to look out for a particular rifle for me. It is a Ruger 10/22 with a bull barrel. Of course this is my way of hinting to my dad, Go find one and buy it for me. I do not know how many times in my life he has purchased guns and shown them to me only to say, "Don't tell your mother that I bought/have this one." I figure he might as well buy it. I will end up with it one day anyway. My brother might want a gun or two someday, but he is not a gun person. I am pretty sure that I could negotiate a deal with my brother where he gets the AK-47 and I get the rest. After that, I wait until his future significant other (being optimistic here) tells him no and then I get them all.

I am also working on getting a night vision rifle scope for the Ruger 10/22. I have one picked out. It is not too fancy, but it will do the trick. Here it is, the Newcon NS 156. There are better ones out there, but there is no need to go crazy one spending yet.

My friend, who I am working on the project with, is in charge of the silencer. He has his 22 handgun threaded for a silencer but has not bought it yet. Right now he just uses coke bottles and they work great for about 2 shots and then it is too loud. That's right, the shit in movies does actually work. He puts the bottle cap over the tip of the barrel, then twists on a metal attachment to hold the cap on, and then twists on the bottle. Bang, bang, dead squirrels with no sound! Sssshhhh.

You are probably wondering why I would do this. I would do this for the same reasons that people put exspensive stereos in cars, rims on cars, spend money on scrapbooks, blog about shoes, or spend money on anything. BECAUSE I CAN!

Project costs: gun - approx. $200, night vision - approx. $400, silencer tax fee - $200, and silencer - $200. So I ask you...What kind of dumb shit can you piss away a grand on?

Fantasy Sports Update!

I am not big in Fantasy Sports, but I participate in two leagues. I enjoy Fantasy Football the most. I have been in a league with my brother, brother-in-law, and his friends for about 4 years. The first two years, my brother and I dominated the league and always finished 1 and 2 in the league. The first year, he beat me everytime we were matched up. The second year, we split in the regular season and then he won in the postseason. Last year sucked! I had awesome players (so I thought), but they dropped the ball big time. I started last season 7-1, which is fantastic. From there, I screwed the pooch most every week. It got late in the season and there was only one spot left in the winner's bracket for the playoffs. I needed to win the final three games and someone needed to lose the final three games. I did all that I could and even beat the guy that needed to lose 3 times. I did lose one game buy 1 MFing point. Therefore, I was sent to the loser's bracket for the playoffs. I totally ASS-pounded everyone in the retard playoffs and won the bracket. I just received my invitation for this year's football league and I am ready to go. I do not do anything pre-draft. I take what I am dealt and then let the BRAIN take over from there.

Fantasy NASCAR is something new this year for me. An invitation was thrown out there on blogger to join a league. I asked about the league and how Fantasy NASCAR worked. A reply was given with the appropriate passwords and a side message of "join if you think you can kick our asses." Me being the competitor that I am could not let that slide, so I joined in. I do not watch NASCAR, nor do I give a shit about NASCAR. I can tell you drivers and sponsorers, but that is just the sport's brain talking. I read the scoring details of the league and came up with a plan for the first week (pick my favorite/most popular drivers). After week one, I was in fourth place and the smack talker was in second. After week 2, I was in second and smack talker was in third. After week three, I was in first place and smack talker was nowhere to be found. Let's just say, we are in week 20 and I still am the top dawg and have been for 17 weeks. Smack talker is sitting in 9th out of 13.

The reason for this post was for me to tell about my successes because I am ready for football season and to shit on Ryan Newman. This past week in NASCAR all of my drivers for the week started the race in the top 8. They did not finish there. It was a bad week for everyone, so I still have a good lead on the pack. There are 3 maybe 4 of us that are out there. I just want to say that I have used Ryan Newman twice and he has shit on me twice. I will NEVER use his sorry ass again. He had the pole position and finished 39th. I do not care if you do not win the race, but at least finish in the top 15. I have not had the most points in any given week this season. I am just consistent. Ryan "I cannot drive" Newman does not help me stay consistent. He deserves to catch an STD and die a painful death.

Now that I have posted my successes, watch me crumble the rest of the season. It does not matter as long as I finish better that Smack talker.

PEACE MONKEYS!

I lost my keys!

So I gave the baby some toys this morning to keep him occupied for a few minutes. I hung the keys on his thumb and when I came back they had managed to slide all the way down his arm. He is clueless. So I gave them back to him to post this and all I hear are the keeys banging up against the wall. Oh wait...I think that was them sliding between the wall and the changing table to the floor. Have a good one! Not much planned here today. We might watch the Ringer with Johnny Knoxville and I will try to work on my Master's work.

Peace monkey!

Dumbass!

About a week ago or so, the family loaded up in the CRV and went out to run errands. EC went into AC Moore (craft store), which is next to Best Buy. E and I road around the Best Buy parking lot while EC was returning something in the other store. While riding around, a guy was waiting outside of Best Buy with his trunk open for the workers to load a TV in his car. You should have seen the faces of the workers when they walked outside. The guy was driving a Camary and bought a BIG TV. No, he did not buy your regular big screen. He got the biggest square, regular TV you can buy (30 some inches?).

I do not know sizes of TV buy looking at them. All I know is we have two 20 inch TVs, one 43 inch TV, and my 100+ inch projection screen in our house. Oh...I can fit all of them in my truck. If I wanted too, I could put them all in the CRV.

So dumbasses, if you are reading this, do not bring your little car to stores to buy big shit!

Craig's List

If you do not know about it, YOU NEED TOO! My brother-in-law recently told me about a website, www.craigslist.com, which is the coolest thing I have ever seen. It is FREE and EASY to sell/buy stuff based on the region you live in. Unlike Ebay, there is no bidding and no one gets a share of your profit. The only downside is that you post something, then people contact you through the Craigslist email, share info., meet up and do the deal.

I have been trying to sell my motorcycle for a while now. I sold the Civic and needed to sell the motorcycle. I put the bike in the front yard and some people would stop and look, but I only had 2 people call about it. Both said they wanted to come see it, but never did.

The other night (7/3), I posted my bike for sale and put some pictures on there. By the morning (7/4), I had 7 emails about the bike. Some said, "I am interested." Some said, "I will offer you X amount." And some some said, "I have cash and will come get it now." I called one guy and he came this morning (7/3) and bought the bike...CASH MONEY!

If you have not heard of Craig's List...check it out. They have cities from all over the place. You can deal across the country, but they suggest that you not do that. Some people even post free stuff. CHECK IT OUT!!!!